Saturday, February 14, 2009

Your... name

Here's a list of all the "find your ___ name" things that I've found... WARNING: some of them are kind of offensive (Terrorist name? Come on!) I've filled in the blanks with my own answers, though most of them don't work too well!


  1. ACTION HERO NAME: (first name of a main character in the last movie you watched, last food you ate)
    Lou Toast

  2. BARFLY NAME:(last snack food you ate + your favorite drink)
    Cookie Cranberry

  3. BLUES NAME: (disability + city you were born in + last name of the person on the currency in your pocket)
    Retarded Syracuse Washington

  4. CARTOON NAME (your favorite fruit + add "ie" or "y", and an article of clothing you’re wearing right now)
    Pomegranatey Pajamas

    1. CARTOON VARIATION (favorite fruit, article of clothing you're wearing right now + "ie" or "y")
      Pomegranate Pajamasie

  5. CRIMINAL NAME: (name of your favorite perfume/cologne, favorite candy bar)-- this is the same as the Stripper Name-- do criminals and strippers have similar names?
    Jasmine Mars

  6. DETECTIVE NAME:(favorite color, favorite animal)
    Orange Wombat

    1. DETECTIVE VARIATION: (favorite animal, favorite color)
      Wombat Orange

    2. DETECTIVE VARIATION 2: (favorite animal, name of high school)
      Wombat Cortland
    3. DETECTIVE VARIATION 3: (favorite color, favorite insect)
      Orange Firefly

  7. DRAG QUEEN NAME: (first pet + mother's maiden name)
    Emmett Schoenfeld

  8. EASTERN NAME (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name)
    Oricaaa

  9. EMO BAND NAME: (first word in the top banner ad above, city of the away team of the last major sporting event you went to/remember)
    This Sky

  10. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (favorite spice + last vacation spot visited)
    Cilantro Penobscot

  11. FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (first word you see on your left + favorite restaurant)
    One Tu y To

  12. GAMER TAG: (a favorite color, a favorite animal)
    Orange Rat

  13. GHETTO NAME: (first 2 or 3 letters of your first name, -Shawn/Quan/Quita/Niqua, last name of whatever President or Prime Minister is on the currency you have in your pocket)
    Noquita Jefferson

  14. GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
    Norizzle

    1. GANGSTA NAME VARIATION: (first 4 letters of real name plus izzle)
      Noraizzle

    2. GANGSTA VARIATION 2:( fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
      Big Dig Oatmeal Raisin

    3. GANGSTA VARIATION 3: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe)
      Big Dig Slippers

    4. GANGASTA VARIATION 4: (favorite beer + favorite car)
      Negra Modelo Fiat

  15. GOTH NAME:(black, and the name of one of your pets)
    Black Morrissey

  16. HIPPIE NAME: (what you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)
    Toast Willow

  17. ICON ALIAS: (something sweet within sight + any liquid in the kitchen)
    Raisin Vodka

  18. IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your last name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms first name)
    Orbclaa

  19. MOB NAME (Dad's name, favorite Italian restaurant)
    Bill Regina

    1. MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your Mum's side, your favorite candy)
      Evelyn Reese

    2. MOVIE STAR VAR 1: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side, favorite candy)
      Frances Reese

    3. MOVIE STAR VAR 2: (favorite snack food + grandfather's first name)
      Doritos Sidney

    4. MOVIE STAR VAR 3: (first pet’s name + Favorite teacher’s name)
      Emmett Levine

  20. NASCAR NAME:(first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
    Sidney Bill

  21. NATIVE AMERICAN NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
    Orange Wombat

    1. NATIVE AMERICAN VARIATION: (last action you did + favorite animal)
      Typing Wombat

  22. NEWSCASTER NAME (your middle name, moms maiden name)
    Hinman Schoenwald

  23. OPPOSITE SEX NAME: (name of [opposite sex] friend + phone company you use):
    Justin Sprint

    1. OPPOSITE SEX VAR: (name of dad/mom, cell phone company you use)
      Bill Sprint


  24. PORN NAME: (1st pet, a street you grew up on)
    Pequeño Seneca

    1. PORN VARIATION: (first pet and current street name)
      Pequeño Verdun

    2. PORN VARIATION 2: (middle name, father's middle initial, street you grew up on)
      Hinman T. Randall

    3. PORN VARIATION 3: (current pet's name, street you grew up on)
      Morrissey Seneca

  25. RAP or FLY GIRL/GUY NAME:(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
    No-ch

    1. RAP or FLY GIRL/GUY VAR: (1st Initial of 1st name, 1st 2 or 3 letters of middle name)
      N-hin

  26. ROCK STAR NAME:(current pets name, current street name)
    Jarvis Verdun

    1. ROCK STAR VARIATION (your first pet & current car)
      Pequeño Civic

    2. ROCK STAR VARIATION 2:(friend's middle name, street you grew up on)
      Kerr Randall

    3. ROCK STAR VARIATION 3: (first pet and color of your walls)
      Emmett Off-White

    4. ROCK STAR VARIATION 4: (favorite candy/dessert + favorite musician's last name)
      Rhubarb Pie Adamson

  27. ROCKSTAR TOUR:("The” + Your fave hobby/craft, your fave weather element + the word “Tour”)
    The Onomastics Rain Tour

  28. SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, county where you were born)
    Hinman Onondaga

    1. SOAP OPERA VARIATION:(middle name, city where you were born)
      Hinman Syracuse

    2. SOAP OPERA VARIATION 2:(middle name, and childhood street)
      Hinman Seneca

    3. SOAP OPERA VARIATION 3: (middle name & city where you live)
      Hinman Cambridge

    4. SOAP OPERA VARIATION 4: (middle name + the street you live on)
      Hinman Verdun

    5. SOAP OPERA VARIATION 5: (favorite grandmother’s/grandfather’s name, city where you were born)
      Evelyn Syracuse

  29. SOCIALITE NAME; (silliest childhood nickname + first town where you partied):
    Greeny New Rochelle

  30. SPORTS NICKNAME (Favorite car maker, second favorite animal, and "The")
    The Fiat Hedgehog

  31. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday to your favorite flower)
    Autumn Violet

    1. SPY VARIATION: (middle name and current street name)
      Hinman Verdun

  32. STAR WARS NAME:(the 1st 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
    Burno

    1. STAR WARS VARIATION:(the 1st 2 letters of last name, 1st 4 letters of 1st name)
      Bunora

    2. STAR WARS VARIATION 2: (the 1st 3 letters of last name, 1st 2 letters of 1st name, 1st 3 letters of mom's maiden name)
      Burnosch

    3. STAR WARS VARIATION 3: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 2 letters of mom's maiden name and first 3 letters of the town you grew up in)
      Burno Scsyr

    4. STAR WARS VAR 4: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)
      Bur Ald Mor

    5. STAR WARS VAR 5: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 2 letters of mom's maiden name, and first 3 letters of siblings name)
      Burnoschal

    6. STAR WARS VAR 6:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 2 letters of middlename and first 3 letters of the town you grew up in.)
      Burno Hisyr

    7. JEDI NAME: (last name spelled backwards, your mom's first name spelled backward)
      Hcrub Arual

    8. JEDI NAME VARIATION 1: (First syllable of mothers maiden name + first syllable of city born in = Jedi last)
      Schoen Syr

    9. JEDI VARIATION 2:(middle name spelled backwards, mom's maiden name backwards)
      Namnih Dlefneohcs

  33. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume, fav candy)
    Jasmine Candy Corn

  34. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
    The Green Cranberry Juice

    1. SUPERHERO VARIATION: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add “THE” to the beginning)
      The Green Cuba Libre

    2. SUPERHERO VARIATION 2: ("The", your favorite color, the automobile you drive)
      The Orange Civic

    3. SUPERHERO VARIATION 3: ("The", your favorite color, favorite fruit)
      The Orange Pomegranate

    4. SUPERHERO VARIATION 4: ("The", your favorite color, the car your mom drives)
      The Orange Volvo or the Orange Beetle (stepmom is better)

    5. SUPERHERO VARIATION 5: ("The", your favorite color, the car your dad drives)
      the Orange Golf or The Orange Seville (stepdad is better!)

  35. SUPER HERO TEAM NAME (The mood you are in, number of pets you own, and add the)
    The Sleepy 3

  36. TERRORIST NAME (first name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards)
    Hanor Dlawneohcs

  37. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (your 5th grade teacher’s last name and add a major city that starts with the same letter)
    Carrier Cleveland

  38. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(mother and fathers middle names)
    Julie Tracy

    1. WITNESS VARIATION: (grandfather and grandmothers first name
      Francis Sidney

1 comment:

Alicia said...

first off, holy cow there are alot of them. secondly, I think that the stripper/criminal name is supposed to be gender specific. ie, criminal for boys and stripper for girls.

Lastly, I want to play!!
ACTION HERO NAME:
Wednesday Burger

BARFLY NAME:
Fritos Diet-Cola (I'm thinking it should be an alcoholic drink...but I don't drink)

BLUES NAME:
Blind Indy Jackson

CARTOON NAME
Appley Nightgown

CRIMINAL NAME:
Lovespell Carmello

DETECTIVE VARIATION:
Flamingo Plum

DRAG QUEEN NAME:
Charlie McCoy

EASTERN NAME
Lcoca y
(yeah, that didn't work so well...I have no siblings so I just spaced it...)

EMO BAND NAME:
Post Chicago
(I have ad-blocker, so I just went with the first word on the page.)

EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS:
Oregano Tampa

FASHION DESIGNER NAME:
Original Papa Joe's Jr.

GAMER TAG:
Teal Tiger
(since I already did Plum and Flamingo)

GHETTO NAME:
Alniqua Washington

GANGSTA NAME VARIATION:
Alicizzle

GOTH NAME:
Black Ruby

HIPPIE NAME:
Nada Cherrytree

ICON ALIAS: Coconut Orangejuice

IRAQI NAME:
Lcbci e

MOB NAME (Dad's name, favorite Italian restaurant)
Brian Papa Joe's Jr.

MOVIE STAR NAME:
Lois Candycane Kisses

NASCAR NAME:
Orval Arthur
(sounds waaay too sophisticated for a Nascar name)

NATIVE AMERICAN VARIATION:
Blink Flamingo


NEWSCASTER NAME:
Joy McCoy
(hahaha, no way)

OPPOSITE SEX NAME:
Colin Verizon


PORN VARIATION 3:
Daisy Christopher


RAP or FLY GIRL/GUY NAME:
Alan
(hahaha, awesome I'll do the variation since Alan doesn't sound too "fly girl")
RAP or FLY GIRL/GUY VAR:
Ajo

ROCK STAR VARIATION 3:
Charlie Teal

ROCKSTAR TOUR:
The Photography Lightening Tour

SOAP OPERA NAME:
Joy Marion

SOCIALITE NAME:
Alish-who-hates-fish Indy

SPORTS NICKNAME
The Chevy Penguin

SPY NAME:
Winter Peony

STAR WARS NAME:
Bec-al

JEDI VARIATION 2:
Yoj Yoccm

STRIPPER NAME:
Lovespell Candycane Kisses

SUPERHERO VARIATION 2:
The Plum Cavalier

SUPER HERO TEAM NAME
The Thoughtful Three

TERRORIST NAME:
Aicila Yoccm

TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME:
Moore Minneapolis

WITNESS VARIATION:
Jeannine Arthur