Your... name

Here's a list of all the "find your ___ name" things that I've found... WARNING: some of them are kind of offensive (Terrorist name? Come on!) I've filled in the blanks with my own answers, though most of them don't work too well!

1. ACTION HERO NAME: (first name of a main character in the last movie you watched, last food you ate)
   Lou Toast
   
   
2. BARFLY NAME:(last snack food you ate + your favorite drink)
   Cookie Cranberry
   
   
3. BLUES NAME: (disability + city you were born in + last name of the person on the currency in your pocket)
   Retarded Syracuse Washington
   
   
4. CARTOON NAME (your favorite fruit + add "ie" or "y", and an article of clothing you’re wearing right now)
   Pomegranatey Pajamas
   
   
   
   1. CARTOON VARIATION (favorite fruit, article of clothing you're wearing right now + "ie" or "y")
      Pomegranate Pajamasie
      
   
   
5. CRIMINAL NAME: (name of your favorite perfume/cologne, favorite candy bar)-- this is the same as the Stripper Name-- do criminals and strippers have similar names?
   Jasmine Mars
   
   
6. DETECTIVE NAME:(favorite color, favorite animal)
   Orange Wombat
   
   
   
   1. DETECTIVE VARIATION: (favorite animal, favorite color)
      Wombat Orange
      
      
   2. DETECTIVE VARIATION 2: (favorite animal, name of high school)
      Wombat Cortland
      
   3. DETECTIVE VARIATION 3: (favorite color, favorite insect)
      Orange Firefly
      
   
   
7. DRAG QUEEN NAME: (first pet + mother's maiden name)
   Emmett Schoenfeld
   
   
8. EASTERN NAME (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name)
   Oricaaa
   
   
9. EMO BAND NAME: (first word in the top banner ad above, city of the away team of the last major sporting event you went to/remember)
   This Sky
   
   
10. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (favorite spice + last vacation spot visited)
    Cilantro Penobscot
    
    
11. FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (first word you see on your left + favorite restaurant)
    One Tu y To
    
    
12. GAMER TAG: (a favorite color, a favorite animal)
    Orange Rat
    
    
13. GHETTO NAME: (first 2 or 3 letters of your first name, -Shawn/Quan/Quita/Niqua, last name of whatever President or Prime Minister is on the currency you have in your pocket)
    Noquita Jefferson
    
    
14. GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
    Norizzle
    
    
    
    1. GANGSTA NAME VARIATION: (first 4 letters of real name plus izzle)
       Noraizzle
       
       
    2. GANGSTA VARIATION 2:( fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
       Big Dig Oatmeal Raisin
       
       
    3. GANGSTA VARIATION 3: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe)
       Big Dig Slippers
       
       
    4. GANGASTA VARIATION 4: (favorite beer + favorite car)
       Negra Modelo Fiat
       
    
    
15. GOTH NAME:(black, and the name of one of your pets)
    Black Morrissey
    
    
16. HIPPIE NAME: (what you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)
    Toast Willow
    
    
17. ICON ALIAS: (something sweet within sight + any liquid in the kitchen)
    Raisin Vodka
    
    
18. IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your last name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms first name)
    Orbclaa
    
    
19. MOB NAME (Dad's name, favorite Italian restaurant)
    Bill Regina
    
    
    
    1. MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your Mum's side, your favorite candy)
       Evelyn Reese
       
       
    2. MOVIE STAR VAR 1: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side, favorite candy)
       Frances Reese
       
       
    3. MOVIE STAR VAR 2: (favorite snack food + grandfather's first name)
       Doritos Sidney
       
       
    4. MOVIE STAR VAR 3: (first pet’s name + Favorite teacher’s name)
       Emmett Levine
       
    
    
20. NASCAR NAME:(first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
    Sidney Bill
    
    
21. NATIVE AMERICAN NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
    Orange Wombat
    
    
    
    1. NATIVE AMERICAN VARIATION: (last action you did + favorite animal)
       Typing Wombat
       
    
    
22. NEWSCASTER NAME (your middle name, moms maiden name)
    Hinman Schoenwald
    
    
23. OPPOSITE SEX NAME: (name of [opposite sex] friend + phone company you use):
    Justin Sprint
    
    
    
    1. OPPOSITE SEX VAR: (name of dad/mom, cell phone company you use)
       Bill Sprint
       
    
    
    
24. PORN NAME: (1st pet, a street you grew up on)
    Pequeño Seneca
    
    
    
    1. PORN VARIATION: (first pet and current street name)
       Pequeño Verdun
       
       
    2. PORN VARIATION 2: (middle name, father's middle initial, street you grew up on)
       Hinman T. Randall
       
       
    3. PORN VARIATION 3: (current pet's name, street you grew up on)
       Morrissey Seneca
       
    
    
25. RAP or FLY GIRL/GUY NAME:(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
    No-ch
    
    
    
    1. RAP or FLY GIRL/GUY VAR: (1st Initial of 1st name, 1st 2 or 3 letters of middle name)
       N-hin
       
    
    
26. ROCK STAR NAME:(current pets name, current street name)
    Jarvis Verdun
    
    
    
    1. ROCK STAR VARIATION (your first pet & current car)
       Pequeño Civic
       
       
    2. ROCK STAR VARIATION 2:(friend's middle name, street you grew up on)
       Kerr Randall
       
       
    3. ROCK STAR VARIATION 3: (first pet and color of your walls)
       Emmett Off-White
       
       
    4. ROCK STAR VARIATION 4: (favorite candy/dessert + favorite musician's last name)
       Rhubarb Pie Adamson
       
    
    
27. ROCKSTAR TOUR:("The” + Your fave hobby/craft, your fave weather element + the word “Tour”)
    The Onomastics Rain Tour
    
    
28. SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, county where you were born)
    Hinman Onondaga
    
    
    
    1. SOAP OPERA VARIATION:(middle name, city where you were born)
       Hinman Syracuse
       
       
    2. SOAP OPERA VARIATION 2:(middle name, and childhood street)
       Hinman Seneca
       
       
    3. SOAP OPERA VARIATION 3: (middle name & city where you live)
       Hinman Cambridge
       
       
    4. SOAP OPERA VARIATION 4: (middle name + the street you live on)
       Hinman Verdun
       
       
    5. SOAP OPERA VARIATION 5: (favorite grandmother’s/grandfather’s name, city where you were born)
       Evelyn Syracuse
       
    
    
29. SOCIALITE NAME; (silliest childhood nickname + first town where you partied):
    Greeny New Rochelle
    
    
30. SPORTS NICKNAME (Favorite car maker, second favorite animal, and "The")
    The Fiat Hedgehog
    
    
31. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday to your favorite flower)
    Autumn Violet
    
    
    
    1. SPY VARIATION: (middle name and current street name)
       Hinman Verdun
       
    
    
32. STAR WARS NAME:(the 1st 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
    Burno
    
    
    
    1. STAR WARS VARIATION:(the 1st 2 letters of last name, 1st 4 letters of 1st name)
       Bunora
       
       
    2. STAR WARS VARIATION 2: (the 1st 3 letters of last name, 1st 2 letters of 1st name, 1st 3 letters of mom's maiden name)
       Burnosch
       
       
    3. STAR WARS VARIATION 3: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 2 letters of mom's maiden name and first 3 letters of the town you grew up in)
       Burno Scsyr
       
       
    4. STAR WARS VAR 4: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)
       Bur Ald Mor
       
       
    5. STAR WARS VAR 5: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 2 letters of mom's maiden name, and first 3 letters of siblings name)
       Burnoschal
       
       
    6. STAR WARS VAR 6:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 2 letters of middlename and first 3 letters of the town you grew up in.)
       Burno Hisyr
       
       
    7. JEDI NAME: (last name spelled backwards, your mom's first name spelled backward)
       Hcrub Arual
       
       
    8. JEDI NAME VARIATION 1: (First syllable of mothers maiden name + first syllable of city born in = Jedi last)
       Schoen Syr
       
       
    9. JEDI VARIATION 2:(middle name spelled backwards, mom's maiden name backwards)
       Namnih Dlefneohcs
       
    
    
33. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume, fav candy)
    Jasmine Candy Corn
    
    
34. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
    The Green Cranberry Juice
    
    
    
    1. SUPERHERO VARIATION: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add “THE” to the beginning)
       The Green Cuba Libre
       
       
    2. SUPERHERO VARIATION 2: ("The", your favorite color, the automobile you drive)
       The Orange Civic
       
       
    3. SUPERHERO VARIATION 3: ("The", your favorite color, favorite fruit)
       The Orange Pomegranate
       
       
    4. SUPERHERO VARIATION 4: ("The", your favorite color, the car your mom drives)
       The Orange Volvo or the Orange Beetle (stepmom is better)
       
       
    5. SUPERHERO VARIATION 5: ("The", your favorite color, the car your dad drives)
       the Orange Golf or The Orange Seville (stepdad is better!)
       
    
    
35. SUPER HERO TEAM NAME (The mood you are in, number of pets you own, and add the)
    The Sleepy 3
    
    
36. TERRORIST NAME (first name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards)
    Hanor Dlawneohcs
    
    
37. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (your 5th grade teacher’s last name and add a major city that starts with the same letter)
    Carrier Cleveland
    
    
38. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(mother and fathers middle names)
    Julie Tracy
    
    
    
    1. WITNESS VARIATION: (grandfather and grandmothers first name
       Francis Sidney
       
    
    

Baby Name Fail!

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I'm not sure which site this screen shot was from, but I hope it doesn't inspire anyone to name a kid ESPN... at least not a girl. The other baby ESPN's out there seem to all be boys!

From MSNBC:

Parents name baby after ESPN, Joe Montana
But D'Iberville baby isn't alone — 3 were named after network last year

updated 12:05 p.m. ET, Mon., Oct. 9, 2006

BILOXI, Miss. - Leann Real promised her husband, an avid sports fan, that if they ever had a son he'd get to pick the name. ESPN Montana Real was born this week at Biloxi Regional Medical Center.

Rusty Real, of D'Iberville, chose ESPN (pronounced Espen) after the sports network and Montana after football legend Joe Montana.

Baby ESPN isn't alone.

Three others were cited in a 2005 report on tivocommunity.com about the network's 25th anniversary. They are Espn Malachi McCall in Pampa, Texas; Espn Curiel in Corpus Christi, Texas; and Espn Blondeel in Michigan.

"We were the talk of the hospital," Rusty Real said. "The nurses kept asking my wife if she was really going to let her husband name him ESPN. She said, 'Oh, yes.'"